Probably go back to being a waitress.
I was a waitress for 10 years. But I was a real maverick, I took orders from no-one.
I had great fun when I was waitressing; I also cried a lot about the fact that I was waitressing. But I did like the power. Customers don’t realise that if you’re rude to a waitress they have the power to ruin your evening, and indelibly stain your clothes. It is also the perfect job for someone who likes listening to other people’s conversations.
Haven’t you ever noticed that when you’re arguing with the one you love – you get very attentive service?